of women and men.

please note i hold no responsibility for any errors watsoever in facts or info.
cos its just wat i notice.

males are attracted to females who look like their mom.
females are attracted to males like their dad.
they are attracted to them cos its the face they looked upon the most in their life.

females's brain think in a different frequency then male's.
we have a hamster.
female: its soooooo cuuuuuute.
male: yup. its cute. so?

females have their own logic.
males have their own too.
females read body language better than males.
though some males do read body language,
but dont do anytin bout it.

when males shop,
they go to the shop,
order what they want,
take it,
n go.
when females shop,
they go to the shop,
look around,
try everytin they like,
they go to the next shop,
n repeat the process.

when males get presents,
the more practical it is,
theres a greater chance he wont leave it in some corner n 4get bout it.
when females get presents,
the more expensive n useless it is,
the happier she is.

the art of seduction of women.
=art of being a jerk.
seriously.
they look at a jerk,
and let hormones and motherly instinct kick in.
hey presto,
shes in love.
but magnitude of jerkiness must be finely controlled to perfection to yield results.
too jerky n you r a clown.
not jerky n you are boring.
in simple words,
personality.
its not the only factor,
theres more.
a lot more.
but im lazy.

what bout vice versa?
what do men look 4 in women?
zhen asked me this.
her exact words,
:what would make you be attracted to a girl?

i cant answer 4 all males.
physically,
which i dont have any control on,
as i said.
she would be like my mom.
when shes young.

otherwise,
i wont tell u.
cos mom wants me t get girlfriend but not now.
NOT NOW.
well, i found her loophole.
which means i dont need 1.
yet.
not that i opposed to gettin 1.
its cos im not matured.
n the case rests here.

but generally,
males want females to be beautiful.
n definition of beautiful varies with each male.
males want females to be confident.
n levels of confidence varies with each male.
males want females to understand him.
someone they can trust.

theres more.
but as i told u.
im lazy.
n i need my chocolate milk.
so long.